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Post by Arglack on Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:13 am

Of course, once again, I am doing this.

Post the funniest or interesting OOC/IC stuff that you find on the server here.
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Post by The Soviet Pikachu on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:24 am

Just going to say a lot of what I say on the server is going to be on here. I will once again hold the title of god on this post.
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Post by Arglack on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:41 am

You being there is funny already
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Post by The Soviet Pikachu on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:54 am

I just wish someone still had the logs for that really long explanation of using the toilet.
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Post by Arglack on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:55 am

Oh I can do that later.
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Post by CrackPuppy on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:56 am

Alyssa: Hey Arglack?
Arglack: Aly?
Alyssa: Wanna see my impression of you?
Arglack: Sure
Alyssa: rawr

*Alyssa, Arglack and Luma discussing krogan-human sex*
Alyssa: Id imagine it'd kill her
Arglack: Probably.
Luma: What
Alyssa: Y'know...he'd pull out, and all her organs would just...schlub out...kinda like a bee, really.
*Luma vomits*

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Post by Blackout13425 on Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:58 am

Uhm,.... uhg...... Why did I read that?

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Post by MasterMedicMan on Sat Mar 19, 2016 8:44 pm


Nick: Oh you wanna hear what I do for a living?! I'm in the USMC, the United States McDonald's Corporation! Semper Fries, motherfucker! Proud to be of service! May I take your order?!

Variant 1: You're gonna fuck with me?! I serve in the McDonald's Corps, and I'll have you know that I will FUCK YOU UP! SEMPER FRIES MOTHER FUCKER!
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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:56 pm

[LOOC] Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: is this a salarian that isn't rose
[LOOC] Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: get the fuck out
[LOOC] Lah'Kash: It's Fury and fuck you
[LOOC] Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: oh sorry
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Post by Gungi on Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:00 am

**There it was. Liquid. Sweet, sweet nectar, the Alpines in a glass now dribbling gently into the Specialist's mouth.
LCDR. Nicholas Hart whispers "Permission to swallow..."
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Post by Satan on Sun Mar 20, 2016 5:34 pm

[OOC]

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Post by MadMax on Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:18 pm

Dr. Alicia Liddel radios in "Uh... Captain?"
CAPT. Nicholas Hart radios in "Doc?"
Dr. Alicia Liddel radios in "Zar says he has a blanket in your room."
Dr. Alicia Liddel radios in "It's, and I quote... 'The pink one'."
Spc. Elliott Foster radios in "Hot."
CAPT. Nicholas Hart radios in "I'll uh... send it down with Luther."
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Post by Pianotugboat on Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:22 pm

*CAPT. Nicholas Hart said tossed him a chew toy.
CAPT. Nicholas Hart says "Stay."
2Lt. Kreg 'Tex' Luther says "... What."
'Handsoap' says "...."
2Lt. Kreg 'Tex' Luther says "Nevermind.. not questioning it."
'Handsoap' says "Are you fucking serious."
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Post by MadMax on Sun Mar 20, 2016 11:44 pm

Dr. Alicia Liddel says "After licking the... Purple poopstack."
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Post by Satan on Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:15 am

Generally anything Nick says in the Teamspeak
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Post by CrackPuppy on Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:11 am


Just....this.

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Post by MadMax on Mon Mar 21, 2016 10:12 am

that's zar's brain
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Post by HereticsEnd on Mon Mar 21, 2016 3:19 pm

[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: *gets his dick on his face because he's sittin'
[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: Wtf Alex.
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: nothing
[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: I swere m8
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: saw nothing
[LOOC] 2Lt. Kreg 'Tex' Luther: /me rubs dick across forehead. "Simbaaa"
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: LMAO
[LOOC] 2Lt. Kreg 'Tex' Luther: HAHAHAHA
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: I DED
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Post by Pundii on Mon Mar 21, 2016 8:38 pm

"I'm the trashman"
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Post by MasterMedicMan on Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:42 pm

Gale Fess says "So I can say to my grand children that I almost got injured in the military?"

CDR. Isaiah Nicola says "Yep. You could say that."

Gale Fess says "Nice."

CDR. Isaiah Nicola says "Yes, grandson -- I almost got a purple heart for falling victim to gravity. Great story."

Gale Fess says "Absolutely."

Gale Fess says "See sonny, I was one more blunt object to the skull away from a purple heart."

CDR. Isaiah Nicola says "Something like that."

Gale Fess says "Man. It'd be cool to be old."

Gale Fess says "Besides, you know, the looming threat of a heart attack, aneurysm, stroke, alzheimer's...."

Gale Fess says "Uh, nevermind. It wouldn't be cool to be old."

CDR. Isaiah Nicola says "Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, a hundred -- By then, you'll be lucky to be able to walk, see, hear -- Hell, even wiping your own ass will be an achievement."
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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Tue Mar 22, 2016 4:00 pm

[OOC] Filtershakes: I suggest you stick to the schedule you had announced and not blow your event load early and ruin the mood. i know you've got an issue with Eventile disfunction but it's nothing to encourage.
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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:20 pm

Spc. Reylds Cane says "...you tried bench-pressing a human?"
Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus says "..Nooo~"
Spc. Reylds Cane says "How'd it go?"
Herimius 'Back Breaker' Treninianus says "Eh... Well, I'm called Back Breaker for a reason so... Heh."
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Post by Gungi on Tue Mar 22, 2016 5:44 pm

**PFC. Alexander Thompson points his weapon against his forehead, pulling the trigger.

**Spc. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra suddenly stops speaking as a bullet courses through his brain, coming out the front of his mask. After three or so seconds of standing in shock, he falls to the floor, spattered in blood, clearly dead.
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Post by Pundii on Tue Mar 22, 2016 6:27 pm

Finally someone did it
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Post by PaladinKOSP on Tue Mar 22, 2016 8:28 pm

[OOC] KOSP: **CAPT. Nicholas Hart extended his hand out to slap against the Sergeant's own and drag him in for a nigger-hug.
[OOC] slime: das racis
[OOC] [uoᴉƃǝ˥] Feels good man: "I bet you wont suck my dick faggot."
[OOC] Kardan: nicholas is kk confirmd
[OOC] Nick: kk konfirmed

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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Tue Mar 22, 2016 10:41 pm

LT. Gunter Shultz radios in "// Celia has a dick BURH, SHE AIN'T A TRAP SHE'S A GODDAMN AMBUSH."
Pvt. Naomi Merigold radios in "// Wtf."
PFC. Alexander Thompson radios in "// totally going for her"
Spc. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra radios in "// why"
Pvt. Kalin Kassel radios in "// I didnt know we had Kaitlyn jenner on the ship. Buckle up buckaroos"
Pvt. Naomi Merigold radios in "// Ay, no trans jokes please."
Spc. Reylds Cane radios in "// I hate all of you.  XD"
Sgt. Raik Arglack radios in "// stop with the radio"

This is even before she gets on the ship. XD
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Post by MadMax on Wed Mar 23, 2016 2:50 am

Urdnot Virak says "Hey uh, Could you care to Educate me on Something?"
Dr. Alicia Liddel says "Uh, sure."
Urdnot Virak says "What Is a ''Hitler Stache''?"
**Dr. Alicia Liddel rubs the bridge of her nose.
Dr. Alicia Liddel says "Shultz?"
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Post by Nick100 on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:33 am

[LOG] LT. Gunter Shultz said [ME] "taps on the console as he swiftly and litereally releases /ALL/ of the garbage shoot and junk into the straight face of the Garbageman"

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Post by The Soviet Pikachu on Wed Mar 23, 2016 8:55 am

**Pvt. Naomi Merigold is currently sitting next to Kreg, stroking their hand.
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: you spelled penis wrong.
[LOOC] 2Lt. Kreg 'Tex' Luther: HJAHAHAHAHA
[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: Shut up faglord.

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[LOOC] Spc. Memi'Maanar nar Xaeraka: dont bitch slap me Sad
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: a gentle push on yar face then <3
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: Stop flirting when I'm playing doctor. Now bend over Alex.
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Post by Nick100 on Wed Mar 23, 2016 9:51 am

[TJR] Hank Handsome: Luma's different to that lol.
[TJR] Hank Handsome: She's technically an assassin.
Nick: kill yourself thanks

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Post by The Soviet Pikachu on Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:00 am

Satan™: Iunno, you ready for my event
☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: I hope so
Satan™: Aka I injury a shit ton of peoopel and make you deal with it
☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: Cuz all you niggas gonna get shot and I'm the only combat medic I believe.
☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: FUCK YOU
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Post by MadMax on Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:02 pm

Nick100 wrote:[TJR] Hank Handsome: Luma's different to that lol.
[TJR] Hank Handsome: She's technically an assassin.
Nick: kill yourself thanks

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Post by Arglack on Wed Mar 23, 2016 12:39 pm

] pac_wear_parts
[OOC] Kept you waiting, huh?: arglack just repaced
[OOC] Xenoxia: Explosion.
[OOC] [VBG] HereticsEnd: Arglack just rejoined
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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Wed Mar 23, 2016 11:40 pm

**Everyone is silently praying, "Not me not me not me not me..."
**Sgt. Raik Arglack looks at Cane
**Fak.
Pip Lebeau says "What."
[LOOC] Urdnot Virak: MY SIDES
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Post by Nick100 on Thu Mar 24, 2016 6:22 am

TheMightyDRGN: Sort of in a van on the British motorway. Hence I can't
Nick: fuck
Nick: you got kidnapped????


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Post by XVvC (DECOMISSIONED) on Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:12 pm

http://i.imgur.com/m2Xi1Yf.jpg

In case of trouble, use this.
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Post by PaladinKOSP on Thu Mar 24, 2016 12:13 pm

(In steam chat after Xeria shot Katri OOCly and server crashes)

Xeria'Veeros vas Illium: I shot a bitch so hard, the server crashed.
KOSP: Xeria's Bitch Slap knows no bounds.
KOSP: Dear god it's not gonna come up for a while is it?
Xeria'Veeros vas Illium: I don't think so...
Xeria'Veeros vas Illium: http://i.imgur.com/m2Xi1Yf.jpg

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Post by Arglack on Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:46 pm

Sgt. Raik Arglack says "I thought ribs didnt grow back."
CDR. Isaiah Nicola says "They don't."
[LOOC] Sgt. Raik Arglack: i love references
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : Arglack.
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : You fuck
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: i don't get it
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : I KNEW THAT WAS GONNA HAPPEN
[LOOC] PFC. Alexander Thompson: i will punch him
[LOOC] CDR. Isaiah Nicola: what's the reference even
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Post by Pundii on Thu Mar 24, 2016 5:46 pm

[OOC] Dr. Alicia Tiddel: take me out for dinner before you fuck me that bad next time okay
[OOC] LT. Luke Teth: :^)
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Post by The Soviet Pikachu on Thu Mar 24, 2016 7:55 pm

Dr. Martin O'Donnell yells "I WANNA GO TO DIDNY WORL!"
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: void
[LOOC] Cpl. Lah'Kash: god damn it

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**Dr. Martin O'Donnell goes super spaz lesbian and begins to shake again as he screams.

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The Group proceeds into the darkness---You swear you can feel somthing watching you.
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: I feel like someone... WANTS TO SELL ME SOMETHING!
The Husks hide, they've been found out by O'Donnell!
[OOC] Megabnark: "I told you he was on to us!"

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Around the Corner sflies a Husk corpse--followed by a loud yell in a robotic scream "DEATH TO ALL NON-HUMANS!" A Large LOKI Mech, followed by another one is seen.
My Bad, YMIR Mechs.
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: The machines have risen against us.

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As The Salarian rushes a rocket flies down the hallway behind him, impacting as another YMIR comes.
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: RIP The Salarian.

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[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: I love how we have enough supplies to build a camp fire but we didn't bring Marshmallows

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CAPT. Nicholas Hart radios in "On the double, team!"
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: Double team lol

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The Sound of whirring can be heard as a few Cerberus Troopers deploy the drones.
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: THE HACKS
[OOC] Kept you waiting, huh?: HAAAAAAAAAAAX

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[OOC] Pianotugboat[Mapfixed]: satans grabbing a pizza hang tight boys
[OOC] virtualFear!: what a nerd
[OOC] Gentleman Jay: God damnit
[OOC] Pundii Reynolds: Fatass
[OOC] Kept you waiting, huh?: i want pizza
[OOC] Advent MEC: tactical pizza
[OOC] ☭ The Soviet Pikachu ☭: Ask him why he nicknamed his dick Pizza
[OOC] [TJR] Brendin: At that moment, all the containers open up, sending hundreds of husks towards the group.. OH NOOOS. jk jk
[OOC] Megabnark: the pizza is aggressive

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`To Save time, and a shitton of walking---Everyone slowly regroups with the wounded stabilizing them for the return to the SSV London
Legends say the Tram had been controlled by none other then the Trashman. Now known as... The Tramman.
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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:03 pm

Sabine Baehr says "Egh.."
Spc. Reylds Cane says "Hello."
Sabine Baehr says "Hey.. Salarian."
**Teeny tiny human.
**That teeny tiny human will still make you a sushi roll.
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Post by Pundii on Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:26 pm

[OOC] Pundii Reynolds: China is set to become #1 in GDP by 2020, followed by India #2 and the USA #3 - there, discuss as opposed to music.
[OOC] Quads: Bullshit it will, China will collapse under its own weight of attempting to provide jobs for its citizens and hold its fragile economoy together. Fucking indians shit in the streets, worship cows and toliets, are generally fuck their cousins. If emperor trump is elected he will return the US to its former glory, but if Hilliary gets elected prepare to be castrated and cucked.
[OOC] Nick: If we're going to talk about domination of power, look at the Kung-Tang Chino clan located out in China, or the Woo-Tang clan that ain't "nutin' to fuk wit." These are the leaders of our future. And the fact that you fucking forgot about the single most important: The Christopher Walken (I'm Walken Here!) Association, lending jobs and helping cross-walkers worldwide recover.
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Post by Legion on Thu Mar 24, 2016 10:43 pm

CAPT. Nicholas Hart radios in "pm Liddel *presses my lips against ur tit-tay, sucklin the mercy milk from it to get stronk"
[OOC] Megabnark: OMG
Pvt. Naomi Merigold radios in "// HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA"
PFC. Alexander Thompson radios in "// WHAT"
Pvt. Kalin Kassel radios in "// WAT"
[OOC] |MVS| Raik Arglack: ok
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Post by Codydaone on Thu Mar 24, 2016 11:19 pm

Sgt. Druss Jorkakt says "*hssk* Was gonna have a wank but I can't feel anything in my crotch."
Spc. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra says ". . ."
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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:00 am



[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: Lol druss went PLOP onto the floor.
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: Druss is floating. WITCH CRAFT
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : SPACE MAGIC
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt:  A WITCH, A WIIIITCH
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: brb dying of laughter
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : SOMEONE GET THIS DARN HEAD HUMPER OFF ME
[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: Seeing a giant round ball fucking PLOP onto the floor like that.
[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: Omg lol
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: "This is what I do I sit on you! Sit on you! Sit on you!"
[LOOC] Cpl. William Karl Brayton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : Oh god
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: RIDES!
[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: Omg that's fucking hilarious.
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : All I can see is the inside of Druss
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : This isn't right
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : THIS ISNT RIGHT
[LOOC] Pvt. Pip Lebeau: RIGHT ON YOUR FACE, BUM. THIS WHAT I DO, THIS IS WHAT I DO, THIS IS WHAT I DO I SIT ON YOU
[LOOC] Pvt. Naomi Merigold: Can I see the inside of druss?
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: It IS full of candy.
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : HELP HEADHUMPPER
**Pvt. Laila Gulbrandsen walks over and fetches an icepack out of the mystical minifridge, and she holds it out to Naomi.
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : THIS ISNT THE CANDY I WANT
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: Eww, saltwater taffy...
[LOOC] Pvt. Laila Gulbrandsen: mini frdige
[LOOC] Pvt. Laila Gulbrandsen: next installment
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: xD
[OOC] [uoᴉƃǝ˥] Feels good man: You're an asshole then.
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : SHE IS LIKE A FUCKING HEADCRAB
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : AGGGGGHG
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: You can see the bottom of her boot now.
[LOOC] Spc. Reylds Cane: Look.
[LOOC] Dr. Martin O'Donnell: Looks like she's riding your shoulders.
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : Oh God. I see where my head is, I am litereally shoved up her arse
[LOOC] Spc. Zar'Gaalun vas Nobra: piggyback
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : In my all days of gmod gaming
[LOOC] Herimuis 'Back Breaker' Treninianus : I never thought I would say those words.
[LOOC] Sgt. Druss Jorkakt: the horror


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Post by Quads on Fri Mar 25, 2016 4:26 pm

Sgt. Artacus Kalmavius says "Now Pegleg.. how about you tell me what you were thinking when you decided to jump in where the artifact was. Hm?"

Pvt. Pip Lebeau says "Oooh well I thought the artifact looked something like your mother and I wanted to rekindle an old flame."
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Post by Crystallized0Rose on Fri Mar 25, 2016 6:11 pm

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Re: Funny Server Quotes

Post by BillCosby on Fri Mar 25, 2016 7:55 pm

[OOC] [TJR] Brendin: in the butthole Alex, in the Butthole.

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Re: Funny Server Quotes

Post by Jayden on Fri Mar 25, 2016 9:23 pm

The whole Krogan Duet TAAAKEEE MEEEEEE ONNNNNN


SCRATCH THAT, HANDSOAP SINGING THAT SONG WAS EVENBETTER
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